Things my 81 year old father will NEVER say:
Here son, let me get your bar tab.
We're meeting at Ink-Atak at ten. I'm getting a butterfly.
Let me have twenty wings with Blazing Sauce. And a pitcher. And keep 'em comin'.
We was just chillin' with some Tech9ne.
Slugbug blue! No slugbacks!
¿Cómo está, señora?
Hey man, how much for a peach blunt?
BCNUQT :-))
Yes, I'd like to place a collect call.
Of course I passed...I wrote the answers on my shoe.
Only six bucks for a triple espresso? What a deal!
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Can I crash on your couch? I think the cops are watching my place.
You want fries with that?
Look, I got these Christian Louboutin python pumps for $1000!
Shit, I swallowed an assload of gas siphoning an Escalade at the mall.
SHOTGUN!
Hey, check out my new beer pong shirt!
Fly? Not me, I'm goin' Greyhound.
I got the high score on Guitar Hero!
My other car is a Bugatti Veyron.
COP...throw it out the window!
Oh look! Katie just poked me on Facebook!
You've never climbed Everest?
How about ChuckECheese for a change?
Yes, Your Honor, I completed my SATOP!
Pass me the ball.... PASS ME THE BALL!
I wasn't doing NOTHING, mama, he pulled me over 'cuz I'm BLACK!
I had an erection for more than four hours, so I called my healthcare professional.
How much for an eight-ball?
Bring me two red-headed sluts, a Cosmopolitan, and a Fat Tire.
Check this dope TBG shirt!
GIVE ME THE MONEY I HAVE A GUN*
I think I'll get a kitten.
Blow me.
Where are the smiley face Band-aids?
Start us off with the escargot...
Hell yeah I understand my rights, but I'm telling you, it's NOT MY FUCKING WEED!
Welcome to Italy.
I'm bored with differential equations. I'm working on base numbers now.
Of course I voted for Obama!
*sorry Howie, apparently Blogger doesn't have all the fonts for this line.
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